or will happen.
as of Monday I'll be vegetarian again. Chase says he's also going to be going Vegetarian with me, which is nice. i didn't even ask him to. he just... said he would. TEN POINTS FOR ME.

SO. we all remember the first time i went veggie, and it was "because everyone else was doing it" and "it seemed like a good idea at the time."

Second time around, it was "Because i felt really good about myself when i was before"

this time, I've got another lame answer, though. "because i work in a CHICKEN PIT, and i can foresee it becoming my undoing."

You Know who had a good Thursday? I had a good Thursday. a wicked good Thursday. a sexy-excellent, phenomenal, absolutely brilliant, on-top-of-the-world, bully, fabulous, fantastic Thursday.

Saturday's gonna be pretty excellent too.

hey dudes, we all know the jokes that go "(profession members) do it (in a manner depicting that profession)" cha? well, I'd like to start collecting them. why? i don't bloody know. I'm bored and that's all the reason i need. i have 4, now, and i will share them, but I'd like everyone to comment with additional jokes they may have.

okay here are the ones i know;

chemists do it on a table, periodically.
Cellists do it in a chair with their legs spread wide
literalists do it with their genitals

aaaand (thanks to yuki)

farmers do it in the dirt.


okay okay, LAME i know, but i only have four. that's not enough. i am a menace to society. please comment.

Once upon a time, in a land where there is magic, there were a prince and princess of neighboring kingdoms. from almost the moment of their births, the prince, Morian, and the princess, Arietta, were betrothed. and so, they grew up together as friends and sweethearts, visiting each others kingdoms often. after some years, the were happily wed, and all people of both kingdoms rejoiced and lived happily under the fair and just new rule of King Morian and his Queen Arietta. the two lived out their long and joyful lives happily and filled with love for one another, and they were prosperous. nothing was hard for them.


but they are not who this story is about.

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this is fiction. a fantasy, far from real. you can tell, because i said "nothing was hard for them"

Hey guys....?
has anyone else noticed that there are ad banners for Scientology on DA?
and, um.... Why?